Professor Friend's Super Blawg

lawl

2010-09-02T17:56:00.001-07:00

Shake your dicks,

2010-08-30T18:15:00.002-07:00

this pissin' party is over.

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2010-08-30T18:15:00.001-07:00

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I don't have wings, bro

2010-08-30T18:14:00.002-07:00

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That's good to hear!

2010-08-30T18:14:00.001-07:00

Now, spread your wings, and fall into the wind.

Oh, man!

2010-08-30T18:13:00.000-07:00

My day rawked!

Aw hey, Dude!

2010-08-30T18:12:00.000-07:00

My day was good!
How about you?

Sup, Bro!

2010-08-30T18:10:00.000-07:00

How was your day?

Last Night, I Got Drunk By MyselfAnd Watched The Second Back To The Future

2010-08-29T14:48:00.000-07:00

But that's all in the past.

New Post

2010-08-19T19:39:00.000-07:00

Delta Spirit - soul + punk = Defiance, Ohio
Defiance, Ohio - folk + pop = Los Campesinos!
Los Campesinos! - awesomeness* = You Say Party! We Say Die!
You Say Party! We Say Die - pop + awesomeness + Bruce Springsteen = Titus Andronicus
Titus Andronicus - New Jersey + Georgia = Nana Grizol
Nana Grizol - electric guitar + fuzzy acoustic + semen = Neutral Milk Hotel
Neutral Milk Hotel - acidic marching band + soul = Delta Spirit

* You Say Party! We Say Die! really isn't that bad. But, Los Campesinos! are way better.

If I didn't know any better, I'd say that was Tommy.

2010-08-13T22:13:00.000-07:00

cats.

2010-08-10T22:25:00.000-07:00

...or so I thought.

Why?

2010-08-07T23:37:00.001-07:00

This is pretty rad:

Alternative Beverage Containers: An Empirical Study from Craig Webster on Vimeo.

Regarding that last post.

2010-08-07T19:55:00.001-07:00

For some reason it looks all shitty. In the little box where you actually write the post, it looked better, but once it's posted it looks lame.

In other news:

Wishing Well from Marc Boese on Vimeo.

Shopp, Shoop, Shoop De-Lang, De-Lang

2010-08-07T19:46:00.000-07:00

Big letters?
Nope, tiny letters, bro.
Woops, my bad.
You still usin' big letters, honcho.
Don't tell me what to do, chief. You're not my real dad!

Heroin

2010-08-06T14:03:00.000-07:00

It's my wife, and it's my life.

Okay, Okay, Okay

2010-08-05T17:59:00.000-07:00

Mac should make an orange laptop, and call it "Mac N' Cheese"

Clever Title

2010-08-03T17:23:00.000-07:00

Hello, Champion.

2010-08-03T17:18:00.000-07:00

"Steadily, you'll go from grape to raisin."

Fawwwwkk!

2010-08-01T22:40:00.000-07:00

My computer decided to start eating up all of its memory for no reason. Like, all my memory space literally just gets smaller and smaller without me downloading anything or putting anything new on my computer. And, when my memory is circling the drain, if I restart computer, I get some of the memory space back. I just had to do that now, so I had to restart the whole Indiana Jones loading process again. Fawk!

Doogie Snouser

2010-08-01T22:18:00.000-07:00

A family pet that becomes a doctor. Doogie is voiced by Dolph Lundgren.

Iron Meth

2010-08-01T22:15:00.000-07:00

Y'know that show Iron Chef? I want to make Iron Meth. Instead of making food, the contestants make meth. And, judges will have to take the meth, and state their judgments while high, and shit. The best part is that Alton Brown is still the commentator.

Canadadz

2010-08-01T21:43:00.000-07:00

I want to start a TV show about two gay politicians who fall in love. They move to Canada to get married, and then, they adopt a child. The child had a name before she was adopted, but the Canadadz didn't like it. They wanted to rename her, but they were pretty sure naming an adopted child was not like naming an adopted puppy. They can't just rename her all willy-nilly. I guess she has continue being named "Craig". I'll name the show Canadadz.

Welcome!

2010-08-01T21:38:00.000-07:00

I started this blog out of boredom waiting for Indian Jones and The Crystal Skull to buffer. You can watch that movie here, if you would like. Maybe, if you choose to watch, you can start a blog out of boredom waiting for it to buffer, too. That would be fun.